Aviation Humor T-Shirt — “BLOOD or COFFEE? BLOOD” Part 135 Pilot Tee

A lightweight, lived-in tee that reads like a pilot’s late-night log—raw, darkly humorous, and a little bit defiant. The stark text snippets—”Flyiber dog sh’t out of Hong Kong,” “BLOOD OR COFFEE? BLOOD,” and “Sleep is for Part 121 pilots”—sit like inside jokes for those who keep odd hours and laugh in the face of exhaustion. It drapes comfortably over the shoulders, breathes during long shifts, and layers easily under jackets for post-ops coffee runs or airport layovers. Wear it on a grueling travel day, a late-night hangout, or when you want to signal to other night shifters that you speak their language. The understated, vintage-feel print and clean crew neckline keep the vibe casual and honest—no fuss, just attitude and comfort.

Product features
– 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton (lightweight 4.2 oz) for breathable, soft feel
– Retail crew neckline with ribbed knit collar and shoulder tape for shape and durability
– Side seams and tear-away label for better fit and comfort
– Durable, crisp prints using DTF/DTG on body and sleeves depending on provider
– REACH certified; responsibly manufactured with Fair Labor Association and Platinum WRAP standards

Care instructions
– Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
– Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
– Tumble dry: low heat
– Iron, steam or dry: medium heat
– Do not dryclean